Hm. Good point. For some reason I saw it as different from sharing straws but it really isn't. Thanks for that.

I share food with my family too but we usually use a fork and a knife instead of simply eating from the same spot on a burger.

Tell him that it's not fair for him to use you as nothing but a sex toy.

The phrase "withholding sex" implies that you're retaliating because of something he did. Like a punishment.

You're just saying "I'm not comfortable having sex on my period" which is 100% reasonable. And if he can't respect that, it's time for him to find a new fuck buddy.

I see two issues.

1. His life plans fell through and now he's experiencing depression.

2. Your fundamental incompatibility regarding children.

The first one can be worked through if you want to. The second one, not so much.

That's not how digestion works my dude.

She was actively trying to shit on his dick though.

Stop saying "it's too bad I can't taste it". Instead say "I bet this will taste even better when I'm better"

It sounds like what OP is trying to say is that he's disappointed that his sickness is affecting his sense of taste and he's trying to get sympathy points with his girlfriend who just gave birth and is having serious hormone swings.

And is Surprised Pikachu when she doesn't make the connection.

A DNA test or no meeting.

You stop joking around, you stop being friendly, you stop going places together even if it's just for an after work drink.

You keep it 100% professional. Civil, but distant. And don't shit where you eat anymore.

To add to this:

If the main roads are closed, the back roads will be worse. Find somewhere to hunker down and wait out the storm.

Then it's clear y'all are fundamentally incompatible and it's time for y'all to go your separate ways

It's only been a few minutes lol.

Up to the "buying me clothes" part it sounded just fine, but I admit that's a little too familiar for my liking.

Not quite red flag level, but it would make me uncomfortable.

If you want to have sex with other people and experiment sexually, then you'll have to break up with her. She's explicitly stated that she's not comfortable sharing you, so trying to explore anything while you're dating her would be cheating.

Okay that's not him being untrustworthy that's him being conflict averse. He didn't lie for the sake of lying, he lied because he doesn't like conflict.

Sounds like you have no reason not to trust him.

Has he given you any signs at all that he's untrustworthy

Then why don't you believe him

What evidence do you have that he's not telling the truth?

He already took you back once. You know what the saying is?

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me"

You fooled him once when you said you wouldn't cheat again. He's not going to let you fool him a second time.

Maybe you should learn how to open your mouth and talk about how what's wrong instead of jumping into someone else's bed.

Be glad he's stopped treating you like the side chick.

Nope. I avoid those places for a reason. Good luck though.

What are you asking for advice on.

This is not the sub to ask about kinks bud.