Yeah, the enemy? The Christmas tree. And maybe mom's couch.

He's actually sitting down lol. He just has a long tail as he is 50% Siamese

When I went to pick him up I was told he was a female. I originally named "her" Xena. Two days later his balls dropped and we were already calling him Xixi and he was responding so we needed a male name (or at least androgynous) that sounded like Xena and I remember this cool name from a show on Disney channel when I was younger so Xenon it was

He likes to be treated like a baby too. He likes to be held like a baby and loves his tummy rubs

Nah he actually likes this sweater otherwise he would take it off himself. He actually helped me put it on him earlier by sticking his paws through the arm holes. And he lets me clip his claws without any fuss because I've been doing it for 4 months since he was a baby. He is super friendly considering he is 50% Siamese. I don't put the sweaters on for long as he does need to groom himself but he did get recently neutered and he calms down with the sweaters on. Can't have him doing his zoomies with his stitches

Not sure which Xenon you are referring to but yes he has a very stinky booty. He likes to sleep on my pillow at night and put his butt inches from my face and let it rip. It sounds like a soft pop pop pop pop but you will always smell it before you hear it lol

Thank you. I tell him that every day. I always say "hello handsome" and I think he likes it

No there's actually a funny story behind his name. When I picked him up I was told he was a girl and wanted to give "her" a unique name that wasn't overly used like Bella or something, so I named "her" Xena. Then 2 days later his balls dropped and I needed a boy name that sounded like Xena because he already responded to Xixi which was short for Xena. I remembered watching this show on Disney channel when I was younger (don't remember what it was called) but I remembered the name Xenon and thought it was cute

Thank you, happy holidays to you too.

He's wearing a Christmas sweater that my friends dog chose between 2 choices I couldn't decide on. She chose the Christmas llama sweater.

I like to give animals a "choice" and decide on something if they sniff it the longest or just seem more interested in it.