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Reply to comment by ayumipiedotcom in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
And it's probably not frozen over.
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Reply to comment by lockslob in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
There is a Wankdorf near Bern in Switzerland. I don't see it being renamed anytime soon.
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Reply to comment by marjana2109 in What’s the difference between the FBI and the ClA? by Blueskysredbirds
The Fe male has to be Ironman
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Reply to comment by swampthing117 in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
A guy died and went up to meet St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter says: "We will give you a choice. You can go down to hell and take a look there, and you can take a look here. Then you make your choice, but once it is made, your choice applies for all eternity."
So the guy looks inside Heaven, and all he sees are people sitting on clouds and playing harps. He goes down to Hell, and he sees people playing golf, drinking at the bar, chatting up young ladies at the pool and so on. The Devil says to him: "we'd love to have you on board."
So he goes back to St. Peter and says: I've made my choice. I am going down below. "
"OK," says St. Peter, "off you go."
So the next day he finds himself in hell, where the landscape is all just ash, lit by the glow of volcanoes, and the people screaming as they try to find a place that doesn't burn their feet. So our guy seeks out the devil again.
"What happened to the place that was here yesterday." he says.
"Well," says the devil, "yesterday we were recruiting. Today, you'r hired"
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Reply to comment by WarmLizard in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
That's worth an upvote.
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Reply to comment by HBNTrader in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
I've heard that their signposts keep going missing.
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Reply to comment by Additional-Carrot853 in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
OMG!! There are so many things I promised to do when Hell is frozen over.
Leather-You4318 t1_j9ts4o6 wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
There is a village in Austria called Hell. And I think that it's frozen over right now.
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Reply to "What if women ruled the world?" by Atalkingpizzabox
Yes, but look on the bright side, parking spaces would be wider.