LT-monkeybrain01
LT-monkeybrain01 t1_j69vobu wrote
Reply to I accidentally left a horse chestnut in my car 3 months ago and it germinated by IrishCowboah
if you leave it longer it'll elect a bundestag to represent it.
LT-monkeybrain01 t1_j649hx1 wrote
Reply to comment by lordbaronstein in The toilet throne by lordbaronstein
even worse, how are you supposed to eat in the company of your fiefholders? they can't possibly all fit in there comfortably!
LT-monkeybrain01 t1_j63zt7y wrote
Reply to The toilet throne by lordbaronstein
you see, the placement of the sink is all wrong.
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how are you supposed to recieve guests or listen to your subjects? there isn't enough room!
LT-monkeybrain01 t1_j63lpj7 wrote
Reply to Flame-Resistant Cockroach Egg Case by TNTBrowniesYT
i thought they were called egg sacks.
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egg case sounds too appropriate.
LT-monkeybrain01 t1_iuftood wrote
that's a heart. rich in protein.
LT-monkeybrain01 t1_j6da08x wrote
Reply to You can rent watering cans at our local cemetery by Derboman
it's not renting. you get your money back in full after returning the sprinkler.