If he ever pisses you off just hide his wheelchair, then we’ll see who comes crawling back.

It could mark the beginning of a new chapter in your life.

Not very amoosing but I am sure you will milk it for all it’s worth.

With the changing climate Polar Bears have extended their range to the south and Grizzly Bears to the north, creating some overlap and some hanky Panay.

The result is known variously as Grolar, Pizzly, Zebra, Grizzlar or Nanaluk bears.

Personally, I would take not having gas money as a pretty clear indicator that this is someone I shouldn’t be dating, if he was real. I wouldn’t even start a conversation with anyone who lives more than 20 minutes away. If he was real and you did hit it off and the relationship went somewhere, it is going to be a repeat of this every time.

You weren’t even close to understanding.

You thought it was due to wear and applied to three, unrelated forms of media.

The actual premise was based on physical interaction with only one form of media.

My age qualifier was based on the fact that most persons under 40 would have not experienced a skipping record as CD’s became popular in the early 80’s. Whole generations have grown up not even knowing vinyl existed as a format.

I was not underestimating anyone, nor was my original intention to offend anyone under 40, which I have apparently done to you. I would apologize if I understood your offence, but I don’t, so I won’t.

I have enjoyed this limited exchange, but I am tired if it now, so I will dismiss you with a ’Merry Christmas’.

Since you asked…….I am referring to the ’phenomenon’ of the propensity of older record players to skip, that is the tone arm would bounce across the grooves in the record if there there was dancing nearby. The tone arm that held the stylus was so delicately balanced, it was susceptible to localized shocks.

The ironical nature of my comment is that Yo Momma is so fat, when she dances she elicits this behaviour in a live band. Thank you for your comment as it validated and proved my comment correct. My age based qualifier was directed at a target audience that grew up with vinyl as their main source of music.

…when she dances, the band skips.

(You have to be older than 40 to understand)

Maybe you should round up?

Quick tip, it was a toga party!

Nom, nom, nom (Bird pecks at shoe)

”Not dead yet……I’ll come back later”

Did the Producer not confirm you were rolling or decks are at speed? Part of the blame falls on the Producers shoulders, everyone should be cross checking everyone in an EFP team.

Termites are expensive pets, they’ll eat you out of house and home!

Not that it mattress, but I couldn’t chair less about your stupid puns.

Before anyone else posts some stupid pun, you really should rethink it. Over.

Or Occupant, Russia

I was lucky enough to see the Triple Transit in October of 2013 through my Meade ETX 125. Unfortunately my astrophotography skills were not so good at the time so my imagery was an overexposed splotch. Still, amazing to see it happen in real time, similar experience to seeing Saturn for the first time from my backyard, not on tv or the internet.