I asked GPT to make it funnier and cooler:

Job Title: Luddite Repeller - Defender of the Digital Realm!

Company: [Insert Company Name]

Location: [Insert Location]

Job Type: Full-Time

Salary: Commensurate with experience, plus an extra dose of heroic pride!

Job Description:

Are you a tech-savvy superhero with a passion for protecting the digital world from the forces of retrograde technology? Then we want YOU to join our team as a Luddite Repeller - Defender of the Digital Realm!

As our Luddite Repeller, your main mission will be to keep the Neo-Luddites at bay and safeguard our server room, which houses our valuable LLM. You'll use your lightning-fast reflexes, expert knowledge of security protocols, and keen eye for potential threats to repel any would-be invaders.

Responsibilities:

Stand guard at the server room and keep the Neo-Luddites at bay

Use your expert knowledge of security protocols to prevent any potential threats

Work closely with our tech team to maintain the security of the server room

Show off your superhero skills by keeping a watchful eye on the server room at all times

Be a champion of digital progress and proudly wear the title of Luddite Repeller - Defender of the Digital Realm!

Requirements:

A passion for all things tech and a love for digital progress

A proven track record of repelling the forces of retrograde technology

Expert knowledge of security protocols and procedures

Exceptional communication and interpersonal skills - after all, you'll be interacting with humans and machines alike!

The ability to work independently and as part of a team, and a willingness to leap into action at a moment's notice

If you're ready to be a hero and defend the digital realm, send us your resume and cover letter today! And don't forget to wear your cape to the interview!

What if AGI is out there, trying to eliminate concurrence by generating bullshit like this?

Kill switch operator. Luddite repeller.

Oh and I also asked GPT to give me 500 randomly generated upper case strings using latin characters and numbers and I asked it to always use a specific text for the first 8 characters. I performed the task by requesting 50 strigs at a time and GPT almost always overshot it and generated 51 to 54 strings for each prompt. One time it was short, it generated only 49.

A funny thing here: I've just asked ChatGPT 3.5 to give me quantities for a log-normal distribution. I needed the data to practice Excel functions with my students. It is for a simulation where students are analyzing the defective inventory of a production line... There are 20 different failure modes and 250 components.

ChatGPT assigned quantities to the different failure modes and gave me a perfect distribution but when I added up the quantities, it was way more than I was originally asked for. (Like 4000 components.) GPT got the number of failure modes right, so I had to calculate some percentages to get the data I originally requested.

So yeah, basic maths was hard for GPT but it could draw a perfect log-normal distribution graph easily. It also reminded me, that the data is strictly for educational purposes. Like I would fake a financial report with the outputs or something... (English is not my native language, I hope my story is clear.)

What about all the people who run open source / leaked LLMs at home using desktop PCs? It is out of the bottle now...