honestly they just seem like they're vibing lol, not some horrid ritual.

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also, suzan-

THEY TOLD YOU NOT TO POST IT FOR FUCKS SAKE

IF THE JANITOR AND HIS VIBING WASHCLOTH CREW MURDER YOU NEXT I WON'T BE SAD! NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST SUZAN!! FUCK YOU!!!

(although OOP should have considered your huge fuckin mouth before telling you shit)

It's also interesting how it left when Jenny went into the hallway...

i have a bit of a theory that the leshy posted the location because he was hungry and knew the idiots would come flooding in.

''you'd be so much prettier if you just smiled!!''

If it weren't for my other pets that I would prefer to stay uneaten, I would take Miffy. I honestly wonder where he came from, and what his life was like, etc. (see my other comment for interesting things I noticed about him). I'm curious as to where his hatred and violence came from - was he always evil? Maybe it was generations of being feared, hated, people trying to kill him.. he just decided to hate back, and use the fear to get what he wants, because he doesn't know how else to. This might be my love for cats speaking here, but maybe he isn't pure evil?

Perhaps a change of caretaking tactics might help - I'd try getting a food dispenser so he can get the perfect amount of food himself, even when you're not home. I wonder how he'd react to having a caretaker who did what he wanted, but wasn't scared of him - like, didn't run away from him, didn't react very much to being bit/scratched, etc. He uses fear to get what he wants - what if he wasn't treated like a feared/hated dictator, but just a very needy housecat or roommate? Like, "okay, okay, your royal miffy-ness. here's your food. now if you could let go of my arm that would be great." "miffy, that's my shirt - y'know what, keep it. i have others." "did you enjoy your daily kill? great. i'm not going near that damn room again, so you can leave all your animal carcasses there. oh, and theres a bunch of mice in the basement, would you mind getting rid of them? thanks." "shit, what the fu-! oh, it's just you crawling on the ceiling again. what the hell are you doing up there? and how do you even do that??" "okay, mr. sassypants, i get it. you're ferocious. good for you. you just gonna keep gnawing my leg, or..." I wonder if he'd become less violent if his caretaker was less afraid of him, but still gave him what he wanted.

That was my thought too!

Yeah, I'd be worried about how he'd react... well, he can't necessarily un-snip his balls, so it would be a victory to manage to do it. About the kittens, it might be worthwhile to separate them from Miffy and socialise them better so they don't become mini-Miffys - and, even better, train an army of Miffy's kittens to overthrow him and put an end to this!

This is completely unrelated to the story, but my inner cat-nerd wants to ramble about this for a while. In cats, fur colour is carried on the X chromosome. For the signature tri-coloured coat of a calico, there would need to be two X chromosomes with different dominant fur colours, which would cause co-dominance and, subsequently, a calico coat. Since males only have one X chromosome, it's most likely impossible for an XY male cat to be calico.

Male calicos are very rare (1 in 3000 calico cats born are male) and probably have an extra X chromosome - so Miffy would likely be XXY rather than XY. This chromosomal disorder also occurs in humans and is referred to as Klinefelter syndrome. Due to this disorder, male calicos are most often sterile, however 1 in 1000 male calicos are not sterile. The fact that Miffy managed to impregnate the female cat means that he is a rarity. (Well, there's also the fact that he's some kind of sadistic immortal demon-cat, which means he's even more rare.)

Y'know what, I'd take him if it weren't for my other two cats who I'd be worried about being... well... eaten by Miffy.

Probably should get the female out of there. Take her to the vet, get her spayed, and you won't have to worry about kittens anymore, if she hasn't given birth to then yet. (Hell, get Miffy neutered while you're at it. Taking him to the vet might be too dangerous, just take scissors and snip 'em off - he survived bullets and getting run over by a car, he'll be fine. If you want to be safe, boil his sack in holy water, cremate it, and bury it at a church.) Take the female to a shelter or something so Miffy doesn't do anything. Good luck, dude.

EDIT: The blanket kneading behaviour that was mentioned raises more questions. Kneading in adult cats often comes from from suckling their mother as a kitten. Most cats outgrow this behaviour, and blanket kneading in adulthood can be linked to a cat being separated from their mother too early, which makes me wonder about what Miffy was like as a kitten (if he's even a cat and not some kind of weird demon-thing in the form of a cat). Kneading can also be a cat's way of scent marking - cats have scent glands on their paws, and by kneading a blanket or another soft surface, a cat can mark it as their territory. Kneading is also a self-soothing/comforting action for many cats, and it's considered a sign of trust if a cat kneads on your blanket, and it's often accompanied by purring - which is associated with comfort and pleasure, and the frequency of cat purring has been proven to have both mental and physical health benefits. My kitty, Nico, kneads on my blanket a lot, and he is the sweetest cat I've ever met, so the fact that Miffy does it makes me really wonder about him. It's a gesture of comfort and trust, which doesn't really fit with his violent tendencies. After thinking about this for a while, I'm quite curious and I really want to take him - but, again, I'm worried about my own cats. Miffy definitely wasn't socialised properly, and I prefer my cats uneaten and alive.

hm, perhaps he could have found out about OP's parents' evil schemes and they locked him in the shed

it's in the basement of fowler hall, obviously

cue the over-analysing. this is just my interpretation but maybe you found out your wife was cheating and brutally murdered her, and then you couldn't cope with what you'd done so your brain made false memories and caused hallucinations, and all the weird halloween demon people are, like, representing your resentment for her for cheating and you also still love her so you run from them. like, the kid on a leash could maybe represent you before the incident, still in love with Jess and without guilt. the kid with the sheet on his head could represent Jess's lover, you don't know who she was with, hence the sheet having no eyes. the sheet could also represent, idk, bedsheets, because... ya know... cheating and whatever. and the leash is maybe that the existence of this mystery person has ruined your view of your relationship with Jess, and you will never be the same. it could also represent control, maybe the thought of this person and their relationship with Jess has taken over your life, become an obsession. the other 2 kids with pillowcases and distorted facial features may represent your mental state when you killed her, you were likely not thinking clearly and acted on impulse, your thoughts warped and messy. the dead cat could represent your life, your future, etc. and how it was destroyed - the cop eating the cat could be how you were placed in a prison and your life was changed forever. the cop could represent the consequences for what you did. the infomercial guy could be the part of you that wanted to kill Jess, the part of you that took over when you killed her. The distorted wall photos could be how your relationship has been tainted and ruined forever. The clown and the sandwiches could represent Jess's infidelity, and the ridiculing from the clown could be you feeling "stupid" for being cheated on. Jess indulging on the sandwiches could be how she "indulged" in doing.. ya know... with another person. okay, that's it.

damn, i read way too deep into that, lol

Interesting... do you think she put the spell on you, or something else? I feel like there's something more going on. Very interesting story!

when it went from her trying to kill you to you getting married to her i was confused for a couple of seconds and had to reread it a couple of times, lol

also, maybe just... don't rape the banana ghost/demon?? like dude, you need to learn consent. also- is she your dead mom? if so, that's fucked up. either way, you deserve whatever's coming for ya <:

preston was being helpful. "hey dude this asshole's picking on you? i gotchu bro, don't worry" and then proceeds to violently kill the kid. tbh he deserved it, karma!!

Entity sounds pretty chill. And also completely fucking done with humanity lol