If there was a god, I'm sure he would be hated
For making bugs, this hell that was created
Sit on a coat, put on a hat
I am infested, it happens just like that
I'm sure I hate 'em, there ain't no maybes
Bodylice & crabs, headlice & scabies
You take your pick
They make me sick
Well, I'll scratch until I bleed
So there'll be scabs for me to pick....... -choking victim
Itchy-Profession-725 t1_j29n7uq wrote
Reply to TIFU by sleeping with a girl while I had scabbies by [deleted]
If there was a god, I'm sure he would be hated For making bugs, this hell that was created Sit on a coat, put on a hat I am infested, it happens just like that I'm sure I hate 'em, there ain't no maybes Bodylice & crabs, headlice & scabies You take your pick They make me sick Well, I'll scratch until I bleed So there'll be scabs for me to pick....... -choking victim