Not that time. More crying than pooping

Does being fucked over in a drug deal count?

What happened to The Drunken Monkey?

Lived in the "Heart of the Westside" from the 80s-2006 when I moved to Dallas but still visit Springfield often cuz of family.

I only carry my gun when I go to Springfield. I would feel safer walking thru the downtown Dallas greyhound station at 2am than walking alone on the north side in Springfield.

When I had to handle my Dad's estate and sell the house I grew up in a couple years ago, it went for just $17k. It was a pos, but jfc.

For some reason, every time I visit, I see a random dead body. Last time in the middle of Glenstone.

Cult pay is notoriously low and the hours suck, I'd shoot more for a leadership position. You'll need a beard and some more guns.

He has a very particular set of skills, skills he's acquired over a very long career.

How many Scientologists can there really be in Springfield?? Springfieldians aren't typically scientology-rich. Or do they have discounts now?