Ill-Breadfruit5356
Ill-Breadfruit5356 t1_itydjnd wrote
Reply to TIFU by showing a friend my penis by Flaming_tiger
On behalf of the people of the world can I just say:
“Wow, we’re so impressed. You’re a huge dick. Sorry, I mean you have a huge dick. And we really believe you.”
There, is that what you needed to hear?
Ill-Breadfruit5356 t1_jdx6lbs wrote
Reply to TIFU by making jokes about my gf by throwra-chasecaser
The biggest FU is you don’t even realise all the shit you did wrong. You really need to become a better person before you inflict yourself on another girlfriend