Great-Bratton
Great-Bratton t1_jedrzg5 wrote
Just make sure you’re aware of your surroundings, definitely keep your door locked (even when you’re home like you said), and if you don’t have any invest in some good pepper spray!
Also, just to be safe, I wouldn’t touch that flower again with your bare hands. Not that someone is after you, but sickos exist and you can’t be too careful. Just throw it away and stay safe out there!
PS Amazon has great options for pepper spray. I recommend RedSaber brand. I also live close to that area and the number of shady folks has definitely been on the rise. I always keep my eyes open and spray on me.
Great-Bratton t1_jdrje0u wrote
Reply to comment by scram143 in Everything is Jewish according to the trash thrown in my neighborhood last night by MOF1fan
Yeah, I suppose you’re right. Can’t burn crosses anymore so let’s throw baggies of hate at people.
Great-Bratton t1_jdr1zex wrote
Reply to Everything is Jewish according to the trash thrown in my neighborhood last night by MOF1fan
How on earth do they think this is helping their “cause”? I don’t usually take literal garbage’s advice on social topics, especially when I have to pick it up. I know logic is a lot to ask of someone who holds these kinds of parroted ideals, but who decides this is an idea worth doing?
Great-Bratton OP t1_jdb66vh wrote
Reply to comment by HauntingShip85 in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by Great-Bratton
Thank god for your todger! Use it well to please your wife while the lord watches from the corner.
Great-Bratton OP t1_jdapp2y wrote
Reply to comment by Cold417 in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by Great-Bratton
Amazing. Absolutely amazing.
Great-Bratton OP t1_jdaltow wrote
Reply to comment by Particular-Wheel-741 in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by Great-Bratton
They literally, LITERALLY, claimed that they watched a woman’s toes grow back… how on earth could that be a win?
Great-Bratton OP t1_jda8lj4 wrote
Reply to comment by Great-Bratton in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by Great-Bratton
This… is… wow. Go watch this video… https://twitter.com/hemantmehta/status/1637615991201968129?s=46&t=YpRWHbPXaasVW0DR9DlLew
Great-Bratton OP t1_jda5vgy wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by Great-Bratton
I genuinely thought this was the ramblings of a methed out Ozarkian… I didn’t realize this was legitimately brought to their congregation as something to celebrate. I’m in awe…
Great-Bratton t1_jbqn06r wrote
Reply to comment by the_honeyman in Inner Circle Vodka Bar ramps up security after roofie allegations by [deleted]
I love how they straight deleted their account. Special kind of wrong when you have to burn a whole account because of it. Oof, what a dick.
Great-Bratton t1_jbbhg4z wrote
Reply to comment by c1rclez in Brightspeed jacks up the price by dudleythedogg
I was told that those who had the $65 rate would be grandfathered in for the foreseeable future. Of course, how long that is could be anyone’s guess, but it did make me more optimistic about them.
Great-Bratton t1_jbbh6xw wrote
Reply to comment by MartonianJ in Brightspeed jacks up the price by dudleythedogg
I actually just signed up a month or so ago and got in at the $65 a month price point. The sales rep said that they were raising their prices to around the $100 mark. Not that it helps, but it does seem like this was a planned thing. I honestly think the speeds justify the $100 and that $65 is a freaking steal.
Great-Bratton t1_j9y9okq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in SPS board official accused of disrupting student event on 'racial trauma' by SirBonafarte_
You might as well just say if they never left the plantation then their owners would have ensured a nuclear family for the children… get some self awareness, and touch some grass, my guy.
Great-Bratton t1_j9rikbs wrote
Reply to comment by var23 in Springfield flags by mawner
Sounds like socialism to me… /s
It’s pretty hard to profiteer off an open sourced design. Don’t be mad because a local company, who gives back to local charities and is owned by local folks, sells stuff with this awesome design to promote our town. At least they’re trying something to make SGF better.
*edit a word
Great-Bratton t1_j9rhg7s wrote
Reply to "Several deputies carried canisters of gasoline to a local campsite and torched entire everything" - I haven't see any talk about this until now, can someone verify? by Mysteroo
Official response:
“Regarding Illegal Encampments and Trespassers
A LETTER FROM THE SHERIFF:
As the elected Sheriff of Greene County, I have promised to uphold the law and protect the constitutional rights of our citizens. It is my duty and obligation to respond to crime and assist citizens who are seeking law enforcement action.
I want to make it very clear, that when a person enters onto the property of another or remains unlawfully, whether it’s a poacher on a farmer’s rural land or a person setting up camp on private property in the city, they are trespassing and this is a crime. A property owner / land owner is under no obligation to delay the removal of the trespasser or permit the continued trespassing or occupancy of their property by a trespasser.
During the summer of 2022, I began responding to the outcries of Greene County Citizen’s whose private properties within the city of Springfield and outside the city had been overrun by trespassers who had set up illegal encampments. These criminals had damaged and contaminated their land, polluted their waterways, and cut down their trees. These criminals had littered acres and acres of property with garbage, stolen property and hazardous items such as drug paraphernalia, syringes, chemicals and human excrement. These criminals had set up dangerous booby traps and instruments which would seriously harm the property owners or anyone not aware of them.
At the request of private property owners, I responded with deputies to a number of their properties and arrested and removed these trespassers from their land. Leaving behind for the property owners an indescribable, overwhelming amount of hazardous garbage. While some of these property owners have the financial resources to clean up and remove this garbage, most do not. These people are left concerned about local government deadlines and cleanup fines with no resources to help restore their land and properties back to a safe and clean environment.
On February 10, I responded with deputies to a location in northern Springfield, the site of an illegal encampment. This particular site was made up of several connected parcels, owned by multiple citizens who have spent their entire lifetimes living in this area. These citizens, a grandmother of three, and elderly woman and other neighbors described that they were afraid to enter onto their land or even allow their children to play outside. They expressed fear they would be harmed and requested assistance and protection during cleanup of the most hazardous garbage on their land. Inspecting over twelve camp and debris sites, deputies and property owners worked together to identify and separate the most hazardous garbage from the five worst sites into piles. Sheriff’s deputies did not ignite the piles.
Because this issue concerns so many of our citizens, I have recently been contacted by a number of business owners and citizens who have offered to assist. These concerned citizens have offered to provide resources such as dumpsters and equipment to help private property owners clean up and restore their land back to environmentally safe conditions.
In closing, those who claim that land owners should allow transient strangers to take up residency on their land are not being honest about what they would expect from law enforcement if they were in the position of the land owner. Am I to believe that these advocates for trespassing would allow these transient people to pitch tents in their front yards? There are in fact Springfield area property owners who allow and welcome people to camp and live on their property. I am not concerned with the choices made by these property owners; I am simply standing up for the rights of the property owners who do not welcome trespassers and crime.
Sheriff Jim C Arnott”
Great-Bratton t1_j7mas4r wrote
Reply to comment by SPUTZNiKZ in Let’s talk vasectomies! by brainkandy87
The doctor travels down here from STL. I scheduled mine about two months in advance, but I think the doctor is here more often now. This was in the last quarter of 2022 I had mine done.
Great-Bratton t1_j7jfkkg wrote
Reply to Let’s talk vasectomies! by brainkandy87
I got mine at Planned Parenthood. Awesome experience, cost around $1000 all told, but if that’s too steep I’m sure they have options. Highly recommend them for this!
Great-Bratton t1_j17jbmv wrote
Reply to comment by Saltpork545 in Scary stranger knocking on our door in Midtown by traylord
Preach it, Saltpork. People are so hopped up on internet “tough guy” shit that they forget that we live in a society with laws and consequences, not the Thunderdome.
Great-Bratton t1_ixm3ftv wrote
Reply to comment by MonoChaos in Does anyone know of the plan on West Walnut? by var23
The year is 2024… Kearney is now just Carwashney… rainbow colored soap fills every gutter… in the distance sirens.
Great-Bratton t1_ixktz0z wrote
Reply to Does anyone know of the plan on West Walnut? by var23
Definitely a car wash.
Great-Bratton t1_irydrgd wrote
Reply to Uninsured Patients Can Recieve Free Vasectomies in Springfield, Joplin in November by [deleted]
I also recently went through this procedure recently, at the SGF Planned Parenthood location. I’m happy to answer any questions y’all have!
Great-Bratton t1_irhe7m3 wrote
Reply to Pumpkin house in Nixa by bakedbaconwithcheese
So awesome! If you get a chance I would appreciate a DM with that address as well! Thanks for sharing!
Great-Bratton t1_jeehyoy wrote
Reply to comment by TransparentSky in neighbor’s and my apartments marked with flowers? by TransparentSky
My partner even has a spray from that brand that looks like a lipstick. Super concealable, but just as potent! 🤓 I’m glad you tossed the flower and hope you don’t have any more issues!
Edit I (a bigger fella) carry the lipstick one when I walk my dog because it is so easy and convenient, not because it’s lipstick.