Optional Side Quest: make periodic asinine comments on posts you didn’t read and that mean nothing to you.

Also lie about blowing people behind a popular fast food franchise dumpster in your local neighborhood

Sounds like you’re good to go then, don’t research anymore and smash that buy button buddy

No, you’d probably have to call someone on the phone to get it, so obviously that’s out

You could stand outside the store and pay people a quid for their receipts then buy the stuff cheaper and return that to pocket the difference.