Fun-Pea-880

Fun-Pea-880 t1_je6098s wrote

You'll get banned from the store most likely. Doubt anything else will happen because no one stopped you; nor arrested you.

Shoplifting was taken more seriously when I was 15 and got caught. I owed 240$ in restitution and had to work 30 days of community service.

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Fun-Pea-880 t1_j4p3krh wrote

> My wife says she doesn't get it because apparently I'm very attractive.

Of course, she doesn't get it. Because she is getting responses from lots of guys interested in her.

P.S. Get off Reddit and join FetLife. Go to the parties that the members on Fetlife setup.


or sit her down and show her your ad and have her help you with your game. Because maybe you are an idiot and don't see how creepy you are.

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Fun-Pea-880 t1_j365wbv wrote

This is why when you find someone who puts up with your ass and loves you as much as you love them, you hold on with both hands and use every toe to grab on.

I, unfortunately, failed 19 years ago, coming up on 20 this 30th. There is nothing you can do but try to learn to live with yourself and continue living day by day.

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Fun-Pea-880 t1_j1paic6 wrote

> I haven’t had a nice Christmas since childhood and i just hate this holiday. All i see are happy stories everywhere and all this good cheer and I can’t relate.

I hear you. I haven't celebrated Christmas in over 32 years. I still buy a present for my other half, but that's it. I don't even wrap it.

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Fun-Pea-880 t1_iy9imoa wrote

Maybe honesty is the best answer, and tell him you are 15 and you are not interested in him. What's the worst he can do slut shame you at work? That should get him fired in most jobs in America, if not all.

It's not like you did anything w/ him anyway, based on the post. So you have nothing to feel ashamed about except lying about your age.

Lots of people lie about their age.

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