Fun-Pea-880
Fun-Pea-880 t1_jdxixdm wrote
Reply to TIFU by peeing in my wife’s mouth. by [deleted]
It must be the first time this happened to her, hopefully, she'll get over it.
Fun-Pea-880 t1_jdtz9zr wrote
Reply to comment by mistakemaker5000 in TIFU by accidentally smoking graphite by mistakemaker5000
Is that all? kids.
Fun-Pea-880 t1_j96l8zd wrote
Wonder what the OP will post when her boyfriend wipes the vomit from his dick and asks her to keep sucking it.
Fun-Pea-880 t1_j93th5j wrote
Reply to comment by mafiwafi in TIFU by adding dish soap to cannabutter i spent 6 hours making by [deleted]
That's why I use a Sous Vide. It sits in a Mason jar, and the water moves, so it does agitate it somewhat constantly, and I don't have to worry about running out of water.
Fun-Pea-880 t1_j93pszl wrote
Or maybe the Cannabis smells so much stronger than the dish soap you can't smell it.
I would throw it out, personally. I hate doing that but :( if it's going to hurt the patient, it's not worth saving.
Fun-Pea-880 t1_j6nspl2 wrote
Reply to comment by ChocolateUnlucky1214 in TIFU by spanking my gf by ReadingIntrovert
- I'm not in the wrong
- Ironic you are picking on me for making fun of a username which is precisely what /u/DumbestManEver did.
You would make an excellent republican because you call out the exact thing you are.
Fun-Pea-880 t1_j6m7vxf wrote
Reply to comment by DumbestManEver in TIFU by spanking my gf by ReadingIntrovert
Reddit picked the username; I think your username suits you well.
Fun-Pea-880 t1_j6lfudk wrote
Reply to TIFU by spanking my gf by ReadingIntrovert
Let's hope she calls the police and files sexual assault charges so everyone who lives nearby you know how fucked up you are.
Fun-Pea-880 t1_j6e65qz wrote
Reply to comment by ThrowRATraumatized in TIFU by comically stupid misuse of designer drugs by Singaya
Due to the chemicals used, they can be more of a grey market drug that isn't illegal or tested for in some cases.
Fun-Pea-880 t1_j6c4zzr wrote
Find a new girlfriend with less drama.
Fun-Pea-880 t1_j615q3i wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by letting my parents pawn my silver by [deleted]
I would take it to civil court and sue your parents. Sure it will burn your bridges with your parents, but that bridge isn't worth saving.
Fun-Pea-880 t1_j52olqu wrote
As an older man who has earned his red wings, it wasn't that big of a deal.
> I like to please my partner. Putting a towel down makes sex not so spontanious.
Fun-Pea-880 t1_j4p3krh wrote
Reply to TIFU by being horny and believing someone finally actually wanted to hook up instead of charging or being an OF account by [deleted]
> My wife says she doesn't get it because apparently I'm very attractive.
Of course, she doesn't get it. Because she is getting responses from lots of guys interested in her.
P.S. Get off Reddit and join FetLife. Go to the parties that the members on Fetlife setup.
or sit her down and show her your ad and have her help you with your game. Because maybe you are an idiot and don't see how creepy you are.
Fun-Pea-880 t1_j365wbv wrote
This is why when you find someone who puts up with your ass and loves you as much as you love them, you hold on with both hands and use every toe to grab on.
I, unfortunately, failed 19 years ago, coming up on 20 this 30th. There is nothing you can do but try to learn to live with yourself and continue living day by day.
Fun-Pea-880 t1_j28018z wrote
Reply to comment by Lilith_Risen in TIFU by flushing my new butt plug by Lilith_Risen
Your wishlist is nothing outlandish. Sugarbabies get paid 10-20k/month or more for sometimes just an innocent date.
Crazy world we live in.
Fun-Pea-880 t1_j27zdjj wrote
Reply to comment by Lilith_Risen in TIFU by flushing my new butt plug by Lilith_Risen
Hard to blame someone for trying with this inflation and layoffs; if you were trying.
Fun-Pea-880 t1_j27yuob wrote
Reply to TIFU by flushing my new butt plug by Lilith_Risen
You posted this because you needed your rent paid right?
> Yes I looked at your linktree link. I lost a few brain cells in the process.
Fun-Pea-880 t1_j1paic6 wrote
> I haven’t had a nice Christmas since childhood and i just hate this holiday. All i see are happy stories everywhere and all this good cheer and I can’t relate.
I hear you. I haven't celebrated Christmas in over 32 years. I still buy a present for my other half, but that's it. I don't even wrap it.
Fun-Pea-880 t1_j1ormhl wrote
Maybe your Uncle would have liked it.
Fun-Pea-880 t1_iy9imoa wrote
Reply to TIFU by lying about my age by [deleted]
Maybe honesty is the best answer, and tell him you are 15 and you are not interested in him. What's the worst he can do slut shame you at work? That should get him fired in most jobs in America, if not all.
It's not like you did anything w/ him anyway, based on the post. So you have nothing to feel ashamed about except lying about your age.
Lots of people lie about their age.
Fun-Pea-880 t1_iws28hy wrote
Reply to TIFU by going to a male gynecologist by [deleted]
This is a very interesting way to promote your OnlyFans site.
Interesting in a bad way.
Fun-Pea-880 t1_ivnm2v6 wrote
Reply to comment by thenatar007 in TIFU by working on my wife's laptop while sleep deprived by SyCoREAPER
Desktops are one thing; laptops can be pretty toasty, depending on their workload. So it could push it out of the thermal limits of the drive and be throttled.
It depends on the laptop, though so 🤷
Fun-Pea-880 t1_ivniohm wrote
I do know that bleach and ammonia are a problem, but that is because my father used that to kill ant farms when I was a kid.
Some idiots have also used it to clean floors and caused damage to my roommate's lungs—terrible stuff.
Fun-Pea-880 t1_ivnie05 wrote
Reply to comment by Relevant_Tax_3737 in TIFU: By assuming basic chemistry was common sense. by Relevant_Tax_3737
Pickup some krud kutter, and he won't make this mistake twice. It's really good at cleaning up urine stains. IME am a cat owner.
I even use it in my ultrasonic cleaner, and if I have greasy clothes, a small bit goes into the wash with the clothes.
Fun-Pea-880 t1_je6098s wrote
Reply to TIFU shoplifting from a store by StaffAncient9800
You'll get banned from the store most likely. Doubt anything else will happen because no one stopped you; nor arrested you.
Shoplifting was taken more seriously when I was 15 and got caught. I owed 240$ in restitution and had to work 30 days of community service.