Oh gods, over 500 up votes. I think I just saved a possibly endangered spider shifter species. That's a lot of baby spiders

Okay, sure. BUT the number of survivors is now multiplied by the amount of upvotes on my comment.

Spider babies! You'll save a ton by using webbing to swaddle, clothe, and diaper them. Just make sure they don't eat each other. Therapy costs will eat your savings.