Calm down there Adolf, it didn't go so well the first time you tried it

I hate to burst your ego bubble but urine is/was often used in pre-industrial societies as a cleaner due to the ammonia, and even in Europe after soap was invented people still preferred to use urine as a clothes cleaner instead

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/from-gunpowder-to-teeth-whitener-the-science-behind-historic-uses-of-urine-442390/

For someone who claims to be an intellectual you sure seem to think natural selection is "magic" though, eh? You look even more like a superstitious grunt than the one's you sneer at.