This is one of the many reasons I'm loving my bidet. If you don't wipe and jump into the shower, the next step is becoming a shower-shitter.

Meanwhile, I'm lovin' the bidet I just installed, which shoots a powerful jet of water right up my ass after a dump. On full blast, I'm starting to think that it is more of an enema giving me a colon cleanse.

Sounds like my internet search history.

Indeed, but many are used to beating around the bush, so they're perfect for finding kitty.

I asked artificial intelligence it's thoughts on your statement. Here is the reply:

As a machine learning model, I do not have the ability to have thoughts or feelings. However, from a scientific perspective, it is true that individual atoms and molecules that make up living organisms are not considered to be alive. Life is a characteristic of complex systems made up of these atoms and molecules, and it is the organization and interactions of these components that give rise to the properties we associate with life, such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to the environment.