Dusty-old-bones
Dusty-old-bones t1_j23t9lq wrote
Reply to comment by ComfortableMess3145 in TIFU by accidentally giving both of my grandmother's porn. Update. by ComfortableMess3145
Oh! My bad, I apologize for the misgender!
Dusty-old-bones t1_j23s4u5 wrote
Both of your grandmas have been around the block a few times. Though it was probably a bit awkward to get a pornographic novel from their grandson.
I'd do my best to not think about it anymore and uh don't give either grandma any more porn.
Dusty-old-bones t1_iy843zd wrote
Reply to comment by IntroductionTrue5006 in TIFU by sanitizing my dick while masturbating by sanitizer_boi
Word of warning: If you keep it up, the skin on your member will get dry and cracked as soap dries out the skin. You'll also at some point get soap in your urethra and have a few days of painful urination until it heals.
It's always better to use a lubricant or lotion unless you're into that sort of thing.
Dusty-old-bones t1_j71re9s wrote
Reply to TIFU by smelling a stain by disgurstingshiit
He really shit the bed this time.