Children ghosts are jerks. There's a reason they say demons masquerade as children ghosts, those aren't demons those are just angry little kids having tantrums. Feel bad for the kid, but still jerk move to kidnap some other kid just because they dad was a scared kid when they went missing and didn't talk.

Santa don't mess around.

Won't lie pork is the same thing. Those Lil devils will devour you happily. So will chickens. I've heard of a farmer who had a heartattack and his favorite chicken pecked his eyes out before he was found, and a few others were going to town on his tongue and nose. Nature is just as terrifying as some genetic lab experiment to save money. Still will stear clear of that brand.

Well that's more than a little terrifying.