Thank you for sharing. I wasn’t born yet (I’m 32), but I can only imagine the sudden rush of concern giving way to terror and then horror.

Zut alors! But do you really expect much better from people who loathe the serial comma?

I’ll never understand why hundreds of millions of parents will swear on their graves to children that a wizened, supersonic elf with presents and a slow metabolism visits their homes once a year and then, a few years later, tell these same kids it was all an obvious lie.