Distant-moose
Distant-moose t1_jaa7p22 wrote
Reply to comment by DutchOfBurdock in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Onto some bullets.
Distant-moose t1_j9dvo0i wrote
Your last song was lit.
Distant-moose t1_j9dtgk5 wrote
Reply to 2 CCTV cameras side by side. by gr_vythings
For 3D CCTV
Distant-moose t1_j6p3ai4 wrote
Arr, a woodcock is no laughing matter. I lost me flesh to a cannon fired by privateers to the Spanish crown and have been grateful they gave me a pegthirdleginstead of a hook. Yaharrr.
Distant-moose t1_j6olfq7 wrote
Reply to They serve beer at this Taco Bel by Natural-Army
Finally, a convenient way to get drunk enough to eat at Taco Bell.
Distant-moose t1_j5sd8qe wrote
Reply to comment by iivvoo in My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
Oh fuck you. Well done.
Distant-moose t1_j4trmt9 wrote
That's what you get for stocking those meth books.
Distant-moose t1_j2cogeu wrote
Reply to I heard Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan are working on a new film made specifically for the blind. by rweb82
I really felt this one.
Distant-moose t1_iy1xy3d wrote
Reply to comment by mcnabb100 in This apple box came with a description of different apples by PotentialFine0270
Dry mealy flesh, tastes like your dad running out to get a pack of smokes and not coming back. During the holidays.
Distant-moose t1_ixzqq7s wrote
They've got the wrong description for red delicious.
Distant-moose t1_jadadia wrote
Reply to comment by SAT0SHl in People who think they're attractive are less likely to wear masks, a study shows by koavf
I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER! MUA HA HA HA!!!