So clever

Boy you sure showed me!

Obviously not, but you already know that assuming you're an adult and would presumably know GMP and cable companies require payment for services like any other business.

It coincidentally cost me $0 to sit on the couch with the dog by the woodstove watching a hockey game, dicking around on my phone on Reddit. MSG me your address and I'll mail you a fuckin trophy

Were it me I would pay you one canuckistan peso per liter by weight shoveled for every degree kelvin over 0

I know a handful of ppl with long driveways they don't get plowed at all, just park at the end and take the shoe-leather express up and down every day. We are all ultimately masters of our own destiny.

Nobody is stopping you from buying a truck and a plow and providing the labor. I know OP is not asking for a free lunch, but don't bitch at everyone if you're not going to go do it.

They need to eat some shrooms and maybe go outside once in awhile.

This is the answer. I'm lucky enough to have a guy who just kind of does it on the side on his way to work and lives nearby, so a special request here and there is nbd, but like I said I'm lucky. If you're making money plowing its reliant on volume and also inherently time sensitive by nature of having snow cleared for the commute.

Huh, interesting. Must be regional thing, I'm up in northern new England and have basically never seen that. TIL

Links? Ya I'm sure there's some Harvard study that pins it right down. No dude, just go in literally any house and there's a nearly 100% chance it's copper or pex, occasionally old cast/lead

If you live in the US and your supply lines are PVC I've got some serious questions about the plumber who did the work.

He lives right in Middlesex and is/has been there often. 🖕😘