I’ve always thought parents calling their OWN kids crotch goblins is a bit strange.

I’m a Christian and would not be offended by anything you said. Granted, I am a Christian that has different beliefs than other Christians. Like one being that I don’t think the story of Adam and Eve is historical fact. Same with Sampson and Noah’s Ark. I think Goliath was big for the time but maybe like 7ft no bigger than that. I think God created the sciences to create our universe over millions of years and that evolution is how we got here and that we aren’t the only life in the universe let alone our galaxy. Oh, and the main is that I don’t think being gay is a sin. Two consenting adults that love each other aren’t heathens. Love is kind of the main thing that god preaches lol.