Dildo-Gankings
Dildo-Gankings t1_jegtjao wrote
"How The World Turn To Shit After Harambe Was Killed."
Dildo-Gankings t1_jegrkzd wrote
Embezzled school funds.
Dildo-Gankings t1_j2frdce wrote
At least 3 school shootings, California forest fire, twitter loses popularity, Moon landing, new slut invented, doomsday clock reaches midnight, nuclear disaster in Ukraine.
Dildo-Gankings t1_j2fft27 wrote
Reply to What is the best movie quote? by Gikerman
"I'm a Catholic whore who is currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon Ma'am."
Dildo-Gankings t1_j2fb8c1 wrote
Reply to How strong is your bench press? by taiwanna
190 x 5 is my comfort zone
210 x 3 if I'm listening pretty good hype song
225 x 2 if I'm in a bad mood and I want to detox the anger out.
Dildo-Gankings t1_jegtxia wrote
Reply to What is it like having a panic attack? by TheShiftingParadigm
Like being naked on stage in front of millions of people and you're like "wtf is going on right now?!!" Complete mental and sensory overload. You experience trillions of thoughts all at once and none of them make fucking sense. You feel giant invisible anaconda wrapped around your chest just squeezing you to death, knees are weak, arms are heavy...mom's spaghetti.