Dildo-Gankings

Dildo-Gankings t1_jegtxia wrote

Like being naked on stage in front of millions of people and you're like "wtf is going on right now?!!" Complete mental and sensory overload. You experience trillions of thoughts all at once and none of them make fucking sense. You feel giant invisible anaconda wrapped around your chest just squeezing you to death, knees are weak, arms are heavy...mom's spaghetti.

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Dildo-Gankings t1_j2fft27 wrote

"I'm a Catholic whore who is currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon Ma'am."

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