Dangerous-Dick-1999

Dangerous-Dick-1999 t1_jachx6v wrote

They called me a madman for making an underground bunker and filling it with weapons, bullets, food, entertainment stuff, and bottle caps. Who knows, I may even get to put them down and rob their twitching zombie corpses.

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Dangerous-Dick-1999 t1_j6lw9ot wrote

My PS3 controller is see-through. I specifically bought it because it was see-through. A shame they don't make it anymore. Well, there are bootleg controllers that are see-through but I'm not buying those.

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Dangerous-Dick-1999 t1_j6l4am0 wrote

You work just enough to make them want to keep you around but you don't want to overdo it because they'll give you more work. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. Plus wasting time in an office is hard work too.

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