As long as the fear of getting caught outweighs any adrenaline rush you got from it, you should be fine. At least you can acknowledge that it was a bad idea.

For one pack of Oreos I doubt they’ll look for you too hard. Unless there’s a clear picture of your face, not much the can do. Ban everybody who matches your description? Just don’t wear the same hoodie there for a while!

I’m sorry, are you every European person in existence? No? Then don’t speak for everybody.

Really, which country? It’s always interesting the things you don’t think would be different in different countries.

Where did this happen because I live in a European country and most people I know discuss penis length in inches?

That’s exactly where I thought this was going