It's unique and that's what makes it great.

Most people who don't wake up in the morning and repeatedly smack themselves in the face psyching themselves up to be offended and horrified by the dumbest little things all day, everyday agree.

Paying for parking to shop... as if I'm on Rodeo Drive or some shit... Nah, no thanks.

They're feeding themselves and a scrawny cat most likely.

If there is a law regarding car wash soap and you find the cop that is willing/determined to enforce it, you need to stop sleeping with his or her significant other.

Then your relative is doing it wrong.

Sorry it had to be me to tell you, but it's true.

I'm not an educator so don't hold it against the profession when I say this, but you are in every single sense of the word a lying retard.

Fuck you and your embarrassing lies.

Yeah, this bullshit will never work again no matter how stupid some people might seem to be.

Thanks to Chris Christie repeating horseshit like this over and over educational grunt workers (this specifically excludes admins) are still bringing home the same take home pay they were in 2010. All because the poor, poor private sector had to take it on the chin for a year or two during the recession. Now those greedy, underqualified pigs are raking in higher salaries then ever as they look down their nose.

You can fuck right off with your 'summer vacation' routine.

Let them be even less enthusiastic about that same paperwork with the asshole hardo next time he shows up in the station.

If they're openly resentful towards you imagine what it'll be like for them.

If he was really a cop he would not have been the least bit shy in whipping out his badge to prove it to you.