I mean, if it works...

I love those paqui ghost pepper chips. They are seriously tasty.

I've never tried a one chip challenge though.

I'm not entirely convinced. I had a bank account that had a little over $5k in it that has locked me out since late November, they finally closed it claiming it was "high risk" and claim they will be mailing me a cashier's check for the funds that were in the account. They also refused to say if the check would be for the full amount that I had or not. Needless to say, I have not received said check yet.

So yeah.... I'm convinced banks can straight up steal your money if they feel like it.

Same reason they don't want their SO drinking too much or watching porn, or gambling? They personally don't like it, for whatever reason.

Not everyone thinks like that.

EDIT: Read the responses here. Most of them say going to a strip club is not a big issue, but the lying is. And the wife admitted she didn't want her husband going because she's just insecure (which, I suspect, is true of most of the people in this thread downvoting me and acting like going to a strip club is some kind of unpardonable sin, when it's realy just all in good fun.).

https://community.babycenter.com/post/a68981065/would-you-divorce-over-strip-clubs

I looked at a few. Seems the big issue is someone in the relationship promised not to go to a strip club but kept going but tried to cover it up.

So the issue is lying, which is much more serious than getting a lapdance.

Ah, yes, all those divorces that happened because someone went to a strip club.

Got it.

What's wrong with being sexually turned on? Who does that harm?

I'm completely fine with my wife getting a lap dance. It doesn't hurt anyone and she enjoys it. In fact, I watched her get one once.

All in good fun.

What's the difference? What exactly is the harm in a lap dance?

I don't see a problem with that? Just because you are married suddenly means you're not allowed to look at or be sexually turned on by other people? Seems pretty controlling to me.

No it doesn't.

No it's not.

Y'all need more fibre in your diets.

The History Channel is on the same path as The Learning Channel about 10 years ago.

So what's Ms Mao thinking about now? There's no way to know, doesn't matter anyhow.

Your FU was bringing your feelings into it after she told you she just wanted to be fuck buddies, and especially moreso that you kept messaging her and whining about the situation when she clearly wasn't being receptive. That tends to turn girls off, especially a girl like this who said she wasn't looking for a relationship. It makes you seem needy and insecure.

More to the point, it introduces drama that she was definitely not looking for. I guarantee you when you started whining about always being other girls' second choice, this girl was thinking "Uh oh, what have I gotten myself into?"

After she said she just wanted to be fuck buddies, you should have just said "I'm down." or something to that effect and left it at that. You said so yourself, you were having a great time with this girl, and you had the potential to get laid again. Why mess with that?

You need to learn when it's appropriate to express your true feelings and when to hold your tongue, not just when dealing with girls, but just in life in general. Hint: In most situations, less is almost always more.

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>haven't been able to maintain a relationship longer than a few weeks.

My guy, this is the reason why. Girls don't like overly-emotional, clingy, insecure, needy guys. You are a walking, talking turn-off machine. You need to learn to tone it down a bit and, for lack of better word, learn not to care so much.

Hampton Roads.

It's got everything you need, but feels like a small town. It may not be for everyone, but I personally love the slower pace of life.

Easy access to the beach, Great Dismal Swamp, Williamsburg, and Busch Gardens. And if you really want the bigger city experience, Richmond is about an hour away, and D.C. is 3 hours.

Plus, lots of seafood, and lots of fishing spots.

More like decades.

After I finished cumming and was laying there breathing heavily with my cum all over the place, she was still sitting there not saying much with her hand over her mouth. Then she just burst out laughing. The conversation went something like this (paraphrased, because I don't exactly remember it, but I remember the gist. I put a * next to lines I'm 100% sure that's how they were said):

*Her: "Was that an orgasm?"

*Me: "Yes, that was definitely an orgasm."

Her: (laughing again) "I learned about it, but I never knew it was so messy. I thought it just kind of dripped out."

Me: "Well, normally you should hold the penis so it all goes in one place. Also the orgasm feels better if you keep stroking while it's happening."

*Her: "Oh...." (looking kind of sad) "It didn't feel good?"

Me: "No, no, it felt good, just... Maybe next time you can try to hold it and keep stroking instead of letting go."

Her: "Next time, huh? Are you sure there's going to be a next time?"

Me: "I think there will be. So, uh... Can you give me some tissues or something? I need to clean up."

She went to the bathroom and came back, and by that time my penis was pretty much flacid. She helped wipe me down on my chest and stomach and cleaned up some spots on my bed. Then:

*Her: "So that's what your penis normally looks like?"

*Me: "Yeah, pretty much."

*Her: (giggling) "It's a lot smaller."

*Me: "Yeah, guess so."

(I was actually kind of hurt by her saying that, but didn't take it too personally.)

We finished cleaning me up then just hung out for a bit in bed just talking and holding each other. After an hour things got hot and heavy again and she was eager to try her second handjob. She did much better the second time. I also gave her an orgasm by rubbing her clit and fingering her while sucking on her nipples. We didn't get to oral until several sessions later, but that's a whole other story.

What's behind this basement door?

Aaaaand..... We're in Blackreach.

When I was younger I was also with an inexperienced girl. The first time she saw my fully erect penis, she just kind of stared at it with eyes wide and her mouth half open and didn't say anything.

Finally, I said "Do you want to touch it?" She nodded. I said "Ok... Go ahead."

She reached out and grabbed it at mid-shaft and.... Just held it. She said "Wow.... I didn't know it could get so big and hard." and I said "Well.... now you know." But still, she just kept holding it, didn't move her hand.

I asked her "Do you know what a handjob is?" She said "Yeah, I've heard of it." So I said "Do you want to try giving me one?" to which she said "Ok... I can try."

Then she squeezed my penis harder, then relaxed her grip, then squeezed it again, then relaxed. I thought this was some sort of foreplay, but she kept doing it, treating my penis like some kind of stress ball. It felt.... Interesting, but not especially good.

This went on for awhile before I finally asked "Uh.... What are you doing?" She said "I thought you wanted a handjob? Isn't... Isn't this right? What am I supposed to be doing?" I stared at her for a second then gave a short laugh and said "No... That's not quite right." She finally admitted she had never seen a penis before and didn't know what a handjob was. I showed her the way.

She was also shocked when I came, thinking she had hurt me, but I had to explain to her while I was still actively cumming that I was fine and this was normal. I guess she still thought I was in pain because of the face expressions I was making and how I was gasping and not talking normally while telling her I was fine. She'd also let go of my penis and was looking at it horrified as it was jerking around while shooting cum everywhere, like it was some kind of possessed demon.

We had some more fun times after that and always looked back and laughed about that first time.

Tl;Dr Inexperienced girl thought that a handjob meant treating my penis like a stress ball, and I had a ruined orgasm while girl was freaking out thinking I was in pain and a demon had possessed my penis.

That's the classic "I don't know what's going on, but I'm super happy to be a part of it!" look that dogs get on their face.

Happy birthday to the beautiful pupper.

Donald J. Trump.

r/wholesome

At least, as wholesome as it can be thinking about your GF, mom, and sister all peeing while standing up.

New Kitts on the Block, you say? What are their hit songs?

"The Bite Stuff"?

"Covered In Hair Girl"?

"I'll Be Scratching You (Forever)"?

"Hangin' Tough.... ON YOUR LEG!"?

(Yes, I'm old.)

They apparently looked at the possibility of a maglev from Richmond to DC and decided it wasn't cost effective. So the 20 minute train idea won't happen in our lifetimes, if ever.

But a non-maglev, higher speed rail would still be amazing, even moreso if they could extend it all the way to the Hampton Roads area. But even that is probably at least a decade away from happening.