Can-ta-loupe

Can-ta-loupe t1_j0628ml wrote on December 14, 2022 at 9:23 AM

Reply to [Image] Randomly came across this on Instagram and it really hit me by maximum-aloofness

I’m exactly the person I used to be. BECAUSE I’M LITERALLY THE SAME PERSON

Can-ta-loupe t1_iy93s8k wrote on November 29, 2022 at 5:53 PM

Reply to comment by badideas1 in A bit odd for the back of a school bus by Type31

I feel controlled.

Can-ta-loupe t1_iy7lnjo wrote on November 29, 2022 at 9:58 AM

Reply to comment by diMario in This illusion hurts my brain by A_Cat_Named_Frank

The way you used the quote is more disturbing

Can-ta-loupe t1_iy7lmau wrote on November 29, 2022 at 9:58 AM

Reply to This illusion hurts my brain by A_Cat_Named_Frank

I see the seam

Can-ta-loupe t1_ixydryv wrote on November 27, 2022 at 9:57 AM

Reply to Don't disagree by Slvmoon

An important mean to fight for.

Can-ta-loupe t1_iukaesv wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:46 PM

Reply to If our minds are made of particles and atoms, which both behave probabilistically, how can we think we have freewill? by KeyWar8755

Easily. Our will is implemented on the application layer.

Can-ta-loupe t1_iuk9yul wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:43 PM

Reply to What would happen if Ye ( The artists formally known as Kanye West ) gave 1$ to every person on earth ? by Agrathics

Nothing

Can-ta-loupe t1_iuk9vd0 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:42 PM

Reply to Men of reddit, what would you do if you hear a misogynistic comment? by [deleted]

Get violent immediately. I must protect the honor of m’lady.

Can-ta-loupe t1_iuk9jxl wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:39 PM

Reply to What’s something people do in public that irritates you? by FlintTheDad

Exist

Can-ta-loupe t1_iuk9gxy wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:39 PM

Reply to If you had an unlimited budget and time, what costume would you like to have worn tonight? by Ranko_Prose

Consume costume

Can-ta-loupe t1_iuk8sr8 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:33 PM

Reply to What would you do if you won $850 million? by FriendshipSeveral511

Buy a Nintendo Switch

Can-ta-loupe t1_iuk8o2l wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:32 PM

Reply to Apart from death and taxes, what else in life is guaranteed ? by KingC-nt

Taxes are not guaranteed. Just don’t have an income, have no property and you don’t need to pay taxes.

Can-ta-loupe t1_iuk8jtn wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:32 PM

Reply to If ducks were the size of horses, how would you survive the quack attack? by MacaronMelodic

Easily. I’m a duck whisperer

Can-ta-loupe t1_iuk8hp2 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:31 PM

Reply to How are things going with the person you like romantically? by bobby_McGeee

Throwing rocks

Can-ta-loupe t1_iuk83dv wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:28 PM

Reply to How tall were you at 16, and how old and tall are you now? by AltAndEdgy

180, 178

Can-ta-loupe t1_iuk7sxd wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:26 PM

Reply to comment by SlidingSquid208 in What do you say if someone calls you a "Sped monkey"? by SlidingSquid208

Nice job making a proper shrugging man! People usually lose an arm.

Can-ta-loupe t1_iuk7l78 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:24 PM

Reply to comment by emorcen in Which aspect of your character are you working on improving right now? by emorcen

Just because someone is a convict, doesn’t mean it’s in their character to be vicious monsters.

Can-ta-loupe t1_iuk7h8z wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:23 PM

Reply to comment by SlidingSquid208 in What do you say if someone calls you a "Sped monkey"? by SlidingSquid208

I thought it was abolished for autistic people

Can-ta-loupe t1_iuk7d25 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:22 PM

Reply to comment by Deculove in Karma on the reddit, what it is and what it's about? by Deculove

My way is just commenting a lot. All my favorite subs have no threshold for the minimum karma.

Can-ta-loupe t1_iuk75ib wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:21 PM

Reply to Karma on the reddit, what it is and what it's about? by Deculove

Points

Can-ta-loupe t1_iuk73q3 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:20 PM

Reply to Why do you *actually* do "good deeds"? by KeyWar8755

Because I’m good.

Can-ta-loupe t1_iuk6w31 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:18 PM

Reply to Which aspect of your character are you working on improving right now? by emorcen

Character can’t be improved. You are what you are. You may change your behavior and hide your emotions, but you will always have the same character hidden deep inside, poisoning your life, fighting to be let out.

Can-ta-loupe t1_iuk6d58 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:14 PM

Reply to What do you say if someone calls you a "Sped monkey"? by SlidingSquid208

What’s sped?

Can-ta-loupe t1_iuk5xtf wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:11 PM

Reply to What is your purpose in life? by Similar_Board3225

Meowing

Can-ta-loupe t1_iuk5hrc wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:07 PM

Reply to What is your ‘type’? by [deleted]

Type-R