Our pre-wedding celebration was called “In-laws & Outlaws” because a heap of our guests were bikers and other fun people.

I made up a flyer/invite with a big banner heading, mainly to annoy the crap out of my wife’s dad. She didn’t get along with him, (no one else does either) but he was trying to push fancy wedding that would impress a few of his rich business associates. So we had a party (sort of like a hens night/bucks party) and announced to everyone that we were going to piss off to Vegas to get married.

This is why you need to properly read when you use speech to text. 🤦‍♂️

The guy who is getting replaced got fired. I think he was an alcoholic.

Because what I overheard was “He was caught at work sucking a few cold ones.”