Continue life as normal, but upgrade everything. Bigger house, better car. $60k USD isn't enough to live on by itself, but it combined with my normal paycheck is enough for me to live very happily. Save more and retire early.

Unless you're a dad. Then you are out front with a beer watching the horizon like you'll fight the tornado or something.

Ear plugs. Noise canceling headphones.

My phone gives me snacks?

I mean, it can order me food, but then I'm waiting an hour before I eat. But my backpack snacks are immediate. Same as my water bottle.

My phone doesn't let me drive my car, though. The keys in my pocket do.

Have you tried the cold wash and hydrogen peroxide treatment?

Spraying Shout works, too.

Or just replace the bedsheets. If you've had them long enough to not notice the blood stain, you should probably invest in a second set of bedsheets anyway.

This is why you always read your contracts before signing them, boys and girls.

Was he unfairly murdered?

That's like asking what do you think about cookies when it comes to quantum mechanics. The two have nothing to do with each other.

Go to the library

Unless you count the pet, Figaro. Though he's typically Minnie's pet.

CraftilyCreative

I found it by stalking through her Instagram just now umm...luck

I assume you meant the DCOM Under Wraps, not Food Network Unwrapped. Both were huge in my childhood, though.

The remake of Under Wraps from 2021 is on there, but the original from 1997 isn't. I just checked.

Nah, my mother-in-law is still in Georgia looking for Johnny and his fiddle.

I unashamedly love those movies. I introduced my kids to them, as well as Hocus Pocus, this year. They loved them, too.

They aren't. Bulls can't actually see the color red. They have a form of color blindness that doesn't let them see that color. They get aggressive toward the waving and flapping motions of the cape and yelling. But the cape could be any color. Red is chosen because you don't see the blood of the bull. They get angrier and angrier in bull fights because the matador is actually stabbing them with a sword when the bull runs by them.

His daughter, Jessica, grew up to be a guidance counselor at her old high school or something. I don't know, the reboot was weird.