Background-Anybody32 t1_j9xjdze wrote on February 25, 2023 at 7:27 AM

Reply to The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]

He's the bus driver...

Background-Anybody32 t1_itygtcp wrote on October 27, 2022 at 6:03 AM

Reply to A council worker is digging holes, while another worker immediately fills them in. by EndersGame_Reviewer

Reminds me of another joke:

A guy comes into a bar, orders a shot and a beer. After some minutes he had downed both, he suddenly jumps from his stool, runs to the door and shout to the outside - "green is up!"

Then he sits down again - a beer, a shot again. After some minutes he repeats the procedure. "green is up!"

This goes on for quite a while.

The barkeeper gets more and more curious. After a while he decided to ask: "hey man, what are you doing here? "

The guy answers: "Well, we work for the city, I got two man outside planting trees...."