Giving speeches to kids is a waste of time. I can’t recall a single damn speech someone gave from school. Parents however, can remember quite a few of those speeches.

With enough speed anything is possible.

The scientist side of me however is a little bit different. I’d throw that mf in a microwave and bring it back to life that way. You know, like how the microwave was first used and invented.

Um no, diehard is the definitive best Christmas movie ever.