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Agile-Essay-4050 t1_ja57gga wrote
Reply to comment by h3mmy in What did the baker say when he messed up his recipe? by h3mmy
I just got kneed
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_ja54bgi wrote
I didn't need this.
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_ja1zd9x wrote
Reply to How is sex like banking? by [deleted]
It's all fun and games until you realise how much it really costs.
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_ja1yusz wrote
Reply to comment by Reloauted in What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? by yacozaragoza
Wife, good one.
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_ja0h06o wrote
This joke should suck more.
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9xt5i6 wrote
Reply to comment by Ok_Climate_9254 in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
Man, most of their retorts are fucking awesome, Dylan Alcott was pretty fucking quick. Maybe if the joke was clever, then yeah for sure.
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9xkp7i wrote
Reply to comment by xyzornat in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
I didn't see a joke from you yet? What u got?
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9xjey4 wrote
Reply to I for one. by RowanFoxfire
This joke has the X factor.
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9xjcdr wrote
Reply to comment by Apprehensive_Egg6077 in Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
It's a Pokémon joke.
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9xg9pa wrote
Reply to comment by xyzornat in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
Having worked with paralympians I am not telling myself anything. I am listening to them.
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9x9kpz wrote
What's better than writing a shit joke on Reddit?
Winning gold at the Paralympics.
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9saoxa wrote
Reply to comment by Greedy_Intention7383 in Why didn’t the vegan chicken cross the road? by nonetakenback
Those factory farmed chickens ain't crossing no roads.
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9rrpm0 wrote
Reply to comment by aebaack in Why does an Irish chili have only 239 beans in it? by NationYell
I just assumed no one here was married.
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9rg61n wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
Exactly, way to rip off my favourite Pornhub video.
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9rfzgw wrote
Reply to comment by antofed2013 in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
I am going to tell this to my kid. He'll love it.
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9ni5xr wrote
Reply to comment by Salnj in A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
13 years using the same joke, you have high expectations of your audience.
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9mfvcf wrote
Reply to comment by Scoob1978 in What’s yellow and can’t float? by [deleted]
Be careful your gonna break the internet.
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9m30rj wrote
Your mum. That's why I insist on the paper bag and condom. Fool me once.
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9lxlj5 wrote
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9l4rdf wrote
Reply to What’s yellow and can’t float? by [deleted]
A giraffe with no legs.
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_ja5bgsk wrote
Reply to What’s the difference between chickpea and a lentil? by [deleted]
$300? Ripped off!