Im doing ok performing “services” for her husband. He asked me to bring a hammer next time tho, seems a little odd.

Averaged buy guys for the motherfucking win. Really appreciate you sharing, it gets very tempting to think I know more than the market and professionals. This is very helpful.

Unless are part of an institution with reliable alpha, buy equities as a young person and retirement products as an older one. Zero stress, zero clicks per month. All auto. Buy a bond here or there when there’s an attractive yield if you really wanna feel like a genius.

Your dipshit friend from college posting his wins is lying. Never forget.