I would revise this for a lot of people today:

LPT. Befriend a cop. You might realize it's foolish to throw an umbrella over a certain group of people. Shitty cops make the news, people are upset and want to "defund the police." Most cops are good people. Cops are undertrained. Cops have a very hard job the majority of people would not want to do or be capable of doing. Cops are stressed and make mistakes.

.....I won't be doing that.

Do you just eat plates of water for dinner?

Eat cheeseburgers, get fat.

You can be straight cis and flamboyant. Pretty fucked up how ignorant you are. Let's try to be a little more inclusive. Your joke is outrageously offensive.

>How to get over being ghosted.

You don't have to do anything. Time takes care of it.