Catcher in the rye has a great first sentence

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If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.

That was definitely a giveaway for me too. Even if the technical glitches get smoothed out in a few years, there's a flatness or a lack of depth... It's not art the way humans create it