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Reply to This is the fattest polar bear in Alaska. His name is Fat Albert and he lives in a village named Kat by Financial-Band-3111
>...and he lives in a village named Kat.
And you're just going to leave it at that??
How does he live in a village?? Does he have a house? Does he have a postal address? Polar bears will actively hunt humans for food - is that how he came to live in a village, by eating all of the former inhabitants? Is that how he became so fat? Who named him 'Fat Albert'?? Is he in the Mafia? Is there a polar bear mafia? La Pola Nostra? La Cosa Ursa? Because it sounds like a mafia nickname. Poliatore 'Fat Albert' Bearoni. He's a stone cold killer. Perhaps it's a village of polar bears? Is that it? How did they weigh him and his fellow lard bears? Who weighed him? Was there a competition?
Where are you? Answer me! I have to know!
I HAVE TO KNOW!!
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Reply to comment by anura_hypnoticus in Yes, this photo exists! by Foldingtrees
Thank you.
Although I always recognise him, I can never - ever - remember Jason Segel's name.
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Reply to TIL John Batman was the founder of the town that became Melbourne, Australia. And originally he called it "Batmania". There's even a street named after him: Batman Ave. by idiocrites
Paul Newman was older than I thought.
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Reply to comment by TmanGvl in Ugandan women drugs and robs men who suck her laced nipples. by insideoutcognito
Shhh - don't tell her that!
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Reply to comment by Flux83 in Ugandan women drugs and robs men who suck her laced nipples. by insideoutcognito
Top tip. (if you'll excuse the pun)
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I got robbed by her five times last week.
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Reply to TIL Last year 93yo actor James Hong became the oldest person ever to receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. He has over 600 acting credits spanning 70 years. by n3xus-7
He is, and will always be, "David" Lo Pan.