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-holdmyhand t1_jdpq8hu wrote
I don't know why you're still married to each other.
-holdmyhand t1_jbdrnpf wrote
I guess it's kinky after all.
-holdmyhand t1_jab3083 wrote
Not gonna lie, this miscommunication is heartbreaking.
-holdmyhand t1_ja1g0s9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by leaving my wax burner on overnight, enabling my cat to get wax on his tail by Popular-Entrance4049
It will cost a $200 just to shave a car? That's insane. Well, your cat is okay now, that's what matters.
-holdmyhand t1_j9n0rop wrote
Reply to TIFU by not knowing what a penis looks like by nstav13
>Nala grew agitated so I couldn't be shown more
I would have the same reaction if someone flips me over to check my penis.
-holdmyhand t1_j995mte wrote
>I say quit messing with my friend's car. Mind you, I never met the owner of this car.
You are the Hero we need and deserve.
-holdmyhand t1_j90voi4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by writing joke answers on a test that was followed up by an interview. by acharismaticjeweller
>In the middle of this explanation, I got up from my seat and did a Kata pose, and told them "I can't do this in the middle of a fight, can I?" It was only after I struck the pose that I realize that these people didn't know what the fuck I was showing them.
If I was the interviewer, I would think that you're that dude who watched too much Steven Seagal's movies. Thanks for the laugh, dude!
-holdmyhand t1_j90n5qb wrote
If your boyfriend's friend is a true friend, he's gonna keep the story to himself. I understand your boyfriend's concern because some culture will literally disown you by your own family for doing something stupid.
-holdmyhand t1_j903b1p wrote
Reply to TIFU RIP PIZZA by dscChewbacca
Just think the positive way, the whole pizza is a blessing to another person.
-holdmyhand t1_j8qsdc2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by shaving for my passport photo by n_8_k_0
Just think of Dwayne Johnson or other proud bald men. Own it.
-holdmyhand t1_j6nfej8 wrote
>Any suggestions for nicknames that sound enough like Earl that he won’t be too confused?
Early.
-holdmyhand t1_j6ht4j1 wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying a menstral cup by Cherry___Popper
>But I feel bad for doing this to that poor lady but she said it was okay but I feel she'll be having nightmares tonight.
She'll be fine, medical personnel oftentimes deals with much worse cases.
-holdmyhand t1_j6dhqi7 wrote
>I feel like I fucked up, but I felt like I had to make a choice.
It's so hard to pretend to be friends with someone special when everytime you look at the person, all you see is everything you want to have.
You made the right choice.
-holdmyhand t1_j6cgo8c wrote
Reply to TIFU by making some random guy outside Home Depot think I’m going to off myself by Suka_Blyad_
> saying you don’t have to do this and just sit down and we can talk about whatever’s bothering me
Not all hero wears cape.
-holdmyhand t1_j64rcys wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting behind on storage unit payments and losing everything to auction by new-nomad
Dude, this is absolutely top tier fucked up.
-holdmyhand t1_j5z0btq wrote
>I told him I'd tattoo my order on my dick so he could check it out any time.
-holdmyhand t1_jdysjcz wrote
Reply to Bank Crisis is Over!!! Thanks Jim Cramer 🙏 by Cryptographer_Just
The result will always be the opposite. - The Public on Jim Cramer probably.