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-WontLoversRevoltNow t1_iy4gh0n wrote
Reply to I need an office friendly joke! by SamElTerrible
Q. What has 4 wheels and flies?
A. A garbage truck.
-WontLoversRevoltNow t1_iy4bcyw wrote
Traditionalism is good if you have a good husband but bad if you have a bad husband.
-WontLoversRevoltNow t1_ixkt8xy wrote
Half your age plus 7
-WontLoversRevoltNow t1_je3khkh wrote
Reply to Teacher asked the class, by KarmicComic12334
An elementary school teacher once asked her class “If there are 3 crows on a telephone wire, and a farmer shot one, how many are left?”
One boy said there were 2 but little Sally pointed out “It’s a trick question. Once you shoot one the rest will fly away” and the teacher congratulated her on her correct answer.
So then little Johnny says “No, there would still be one. The one the farmer shot.”
The teacher replied “That’s still wrong but I like the way you think.”
So then little Johnny boasted “Okay, I have a riddle for you. There are 3 women at an ice cream parlor and they each order a single scoop ice cream cone. The first woman gently licks around the edges, the second woman slowly sucks it from the side and the third woman bites it all the way through it from top to bottom. Which one is married?”
The teacher thought about it for a moment and said “The woman who bit it all through from top to bottom.”
So little Johnny replied “No, the woman wearing a wedding ring but I like the way you think.”