Kind of like "fry ri eh roe".

Hope you don't have well water and a leach bed because if that's the case then a dog pooping in the river is a drop in a puddle basically. If you have well water there is a very high chance that you have drank the same water that you or your neighbor flushed down the drain after taking a massive dump. Gets even better though if you have a sewer hookup and city water. They collect all the toilet water and filter it really good for solids and chemically treat it and it gets pumped right back to you again. I mean that's the basics of it. I over simplified.

Apparently not a single person on here knows how well water systems work, otherwise a dog pooping in a river would be the least of your worries. Allow me to explain. If your house or apartment doesn't have a city water hookup then you have a water well and pump on your property. If you have well water and you do not have a sewer hookup, I have some delicious news for you. Go over to your sink and pour yourself a nice refreshing glass of water and have a drink before we continue. Ok, feel better? That water you just drank used to be the same water that was in your toilet the last time you took a massive dump. Delicious right?

All of the water that goes down the drain in your house goes into a big pipe and out the basement wall usually, and then out into a septic tank, and then that holds the solid wastes, and then the liquid wastes get filtered out through a leach bed which is just gravel and probably sand and dirt. The well and septic tank usually have to be so far apart on a property to keep it safe.

That's just to encourage the use of reusable bags instead of one time use plastic bags.

So the way you fix that is cut the drywall out around the tape dispenser and just put it right back on your desk again.

lol

I own one Nickelback CD. All the right reasons. And then like right after that it was some seriously weird "stripper music" with a horse shoe on the cover and I was like nope I'm out.

Yes.

About every 5 years or so they come back out with all kinds of products with these terrible rubber valve caps. Everyone pretends to forget and act like they are new. These require so much pressure to open up that you end up using more product than you wanted and so you end up buying more product. They have used them on ketchup, mustard, mayo, relish, BBQ and all kinds of stuff. All work terrible too. End up with enough ketchup and mustard on your hotdog than you would need for 2 or 3 hot dogs. Very wasteful.

I can't say I've ever looked at a lemur and thought of a brontosaurus.

I love the idea of a 6 foot tall trex. Not all models are made to the same scale.

Yeah they get way bigger than that. As tall as people. That's just a small toy that's made to a different scale than the dinosaurs but you already knew that.

That's absolutely brilliant. Except all that you did was screw up everybody else's order behind them. So you were the bigger jerk.