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Reply to comment by Lemesplain in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
You can also get it for being shot in Call of Duty.
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Reply to comment by Lemesplain in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Wait, you can just invent an award that already exists? I'ma get me an EGOT tonight.
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Reply to 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
All part of his elaborate plan to drive out the competition, so he can take over the Williamsburg meth scene.
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That's $147,600,032 in Fahrenheit.
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Reply to comment by ash_274 in Woman sues concert venue after getting so drunk she blew up a home, caused $15M in damages by EyeWantItThatWay
Why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? You don't need double-talk; you need Bob Loblaw.
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Reply to comment by trollsmurf in [ Removed by Reddit ] by Proud-Escape-8044
We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty...
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Reply to in a train full of people not a single person wanted to disturb the sleep of this little fella by Fascist_Viking
Person sitting next to it is manspreading for a good cause!
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Reply to comment by nobutsmeow99 in Kansas Gov. Laura Kelly wins re-election, defeating GOP challenger Derek Schmidt, NBC News projects by Hrekires
I'd say he would never read this far down in the Reddit comments, but it's not like he has Being President to take up his time, so maybe...
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Reply to comment by smokinJoeCalculus in Kansas Gov. Laura Kelly wins re-election, defeating GOP challenger Derek Schmidt, NBC News projects by Hrekires
Because he's 170 years old and even turtles shouldn't live that long.
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Reply to comment by Roadkill_Bingo in The men's Sweet 16 field since 2000 visualized as the sum of total seeds [OC] by Roadkill_Bingo
"my bracket", as it's commonly known.