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Reply to comment by louisdeer in This automatic mouthwash dispenser at a ramen restaurant by UncommonGuava
The Listerine is merely a lovely spirit accompaniment for the enjoyment of both yourself and the beautiful, lovely, cheap escort you’re trying to pass to mom
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Reply to comment by AchyBreaker in 'Thrilling' success of breeding endangered mouse in captivity, with tiny squeaks heard from nests by Sariel007
Holy hell
I agree with everything you said, and could not disagree more with everything you said to say it
Wtf, dude
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Reply to comment by Yoraffe in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
It means the same thing here in the US too. It’s just not a cool, “young” phrase, so they’re ignoring that fact for internet one-liners
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Reply to comment by Greenmind76 in CVS cuts cost of menstrual products in 12 states with "tampon tax" by AmethystOrator
You cannot, at all, compare one woman’s feminine product needs to another. There is a WHOLLLLLLEEEEEEEE ASSSSSSSSS spectrum of possibilities in between
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Reply to comment by dubbless in I bought this Breville sandwich iron when I left home at 18. I'm now 50 and she's ready to go. by befarked247
I’d have to go egg on top, personally